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Happy Birthday Shopper!
It arrives in a glistening Shrek-green carapace, and breaks the mould of the boring beige box forever. The new £999 Apple iMac enthuses the most cynical PC aficionado about the way computers look as much as how they work, and the heresy is there's no floppy drive. No sooner have we been seduced by its charms than Apple enslaves us with wireless networking. The Apple AirPort router provokes PC users to demand the same privileges, and WiFi hotspots begin to invade airports, stations and cafés.
Windows 98 force-feeds Internet Explorer and networking into our lives in a bid to shut out other software companies from the market. The web has arrived on a mass scale. BT begins to roll out broadband, turbo-charging download speeds, getting us all so excited we fail to notice that it is charging us twice for using the same antique copper wires. The Handspring Visor kicks off the smartphone market with full PDA and mobile phone functions thanks to the VisorPhone add-on, which clips into the springboard slot in any Visor PDA.
The Rio PMP3000 becomes the first commercial MP3 player, liberating compressed audio files from our computer hard disks into our numb skulls. Intel's 333MHz Pentium II processor is faster and cooler than its forerunners - until the AMD K6-III clocks in at 400MHz, cramming 23 million transistors into its guts. Intel escalates the chip challenge with the Pentium III. Apple wades in by offering the PowerMac with a 500MHz option, the first personal computer capable of over one billion floating-point operations per second. AMD retaliates with the Athlon 750MHz, followed by a 1GHz chip. Stop! Stop! But, of course, it never stops.
When Windows 2000 is launched, it is claimed to be more reliable than 95, 98 and NT. When Windows XP is launched, it is claimed to cure interminable compatibility problems, but that's because so much time has passed since the problems cropped up that most of the incompatible software is now obsolete.
The success of Microsoft's Xbox is a genuine milestone, allowing internet connection for real-time multiplayer games. The fact it costs $299 (around £150) in the US, and almost double that at £299 in the UK, seems unfair.
The new millennium heralds a spate of ludicrous law suits, including BT's claim to the rights to all hyperlinks, Amazon's claim to have patented one-click ordering, and Maz Technology's claim to own the patent for the encryption of any document. They are all laughed out of court. Meanwhile, Microsoft considers paying over a billion dollars to settle class action lawsuits brought by Californian residents, who claim the company has abused its market position and overcharged for its software. Surely this sort of unpleasantness will be resolved quickly?

