Microsoft summed up, in one tortuous sentence.

Friday, February 13th, 2009

After news of Microsoft retail stores, a quote:

“We’re also working hard to transform the PC and Microsoft buying experience at retail by improving the articulation and demonstration of the Microsoft innovation and value proposition so that it’s clear, simple and straightforward for consumers everywhere.”

That little gem was from chief operating officer Mike Turner. Try reading it out loud, and see if you can stop yourself chuckling when you reach the part about it being clear and simple. For added effect, you might want to have a list of the six versions of Windows 7 to hand.