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Posted on May 5th, 2009 by Barry Collins
10 things Apple is more likely to buy than Twitter
There are wild rumours doing the rounds today that Apple is set to spend $700m on Twitter. Yes, Apple. The company that turns its nose up at anything without a double-digit profit margin is apparently going to buy a service that’s less profitable than a soup kitchen. Right oh.
Here are ten things we think Apple is more likely to splash its cash on:
1. Windows Mobile
3. Greenpeace
4. Maggie Philbin
5. Replacing the Mac OS X interface with the Command Prompt
6. Pears
7. A TV advertising campaign entitled: “Windows, it’s alright actually”
8. A microphone for the Q&A session at the end of MacWorld
9. Cats in Bomber Jackets
10. A new house for Steve
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May 6th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
“4. Maggie Philbin”
She’s mine, I tell you…MINE…MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!! *gibbers*