Steve Jobs is clearly not a football fan (at least not the variety of football where you predominantly use your feet, rather than your hands). If he was, he wouldn’t have spent two hours of Monday night tediously trawling through demo after demo of mind-numbing iPhone apps before arriving at “the money shot” of the iPhone 3G itself, thus single-handedly depriving me of the chance to watch the game of the Euros so far, Holland vs Italy.

What really gets up my nostrils is that it was all so unnecessary, as proven by this video, which beautifully condenses the entire two-hour Jobs’ yawn fest into 60 seconds.

Next time I’m watching the keynote, rather than the football, highlights.