Posted on May 28th, 2008 by Stuart Turton
Stop picking on Steve Ballmer
I like Steve Ballmer. In fact, I struggle to understand how you can’t.
There’s something unscripted about him that’s uniquely entertaining. Watching him answer a question from the public is like watching a HGV driver trying to reverse out of a cul-de-sac. It’s a twenty minute event, filled with aborted attempts, sudden U-turns and near misses. Nineteen minutes of utter, exasperating futility followed by one minute of triumph when he eventually stumbles upon the way out. And here’s the thing – the more of it I watch, the more I find myself rooting for him. It’s endearing, and all the more so after being subjected to a number of smooth talking PR gurus who’ve perfected the art of speaking without saying anything at all.
It also helps, that he’s clearly bonkers. Witness him bouncing around the stage like a sentient space hopper and you’ll see what I mean. Yes, it’s cringeworthy, no I don’t know why he did it, but in a world where every speech from every company head is as smooth as Ballmer’s well-polished head – this is the sort of unscheduled lunacy that I stand up and applaud.
And it’s worth looking at his Microsoft, which in its infant years is already exhibiting the same mixture of surprise, lunacy and drive as the man himself, consisting, as it does, of a promise to open up, an offer for Yahoo, and a new operating system which may just do the unthinkable and actually make it out on time.
Love Microsoft, or hate it, it’s no longer dull. And how many companies, or their chief execs, can you say that about?
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May 28th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
‘unscheduled lunacy’ – love it!
Yip, I’m all for the Ballmer madness – he’s sort of the American CEO version of our very British Boris Johnson!
May 29th, 2008 at 9:04 am
How come no mention of his hobby of making chairs fly?
May 29th, 2008 at 9:17 am
To be honest James, I’m walking a thin line between applauding the man, and presenting a case to have him committed. The chairs are most definitely on the white jacket and padded walls side of the argument. Though again, it must have been hysterical to watch.